Goddamn, I hate coursework. I hate it with a passion. A passion, I tells ye!
'What are the kinetics of the reaction between bromate(V), bromide and hydrogen ions?'
How the bloody hell should I know?!
Actually, I probably should know, as I've done 100 experiments pertaining to that very question.
Now I'm trying to write up my findings so they look intelligent and meaningful, and I can say 'Well, y'see, the reaction is first order with respect to bromate(V) and bromide, but second order with respect to hydrogen, and blah blah enthalpy blah', or some such.
*headdesk*
Bahahaha. I love this - "Actually, I probably should know, as I've done 100 experiments pertaining to that very question."
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