I'm just going to post random shit here. No-one reads it anyway, so who would care?
So, yeah. I'm a worthless waste of space with no interesting opinions. Anything remotely entertaining that I can tell you is stuff that has happened to me. Not stuff I did, or said. I was completely passive in the whole thing. I quote other people, I tell other peoples' stories. I listen to other people and think how funny or intelligent they are. I am average. I am mediocre. I have nothing of any worth to say, and will never have anything of any worth to say. Ever.
I used to feel the same way-- everyone around me has the absolute craziest stories to tell, and everything that happens to me is stuff like waking up in the morning, eating, and breathing. BUT! then I realized my story was that I collected about me people with amazing stories! And THEN! I realized that things I thought were mundane could be told in a dramatic fashion to others to GREAT EFFECT!
ReplyDeleteIt's all in the large arm movements accompanying the telling. And the EMPHASIS!!