The Post I Just Failed To Post

"And then there's fisting...



Yup, vaginas are pretty amazing."

Yeah, well, it's not the size of a baby's head, so it's not that impressive.

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Fuuuuuuck, I so want to post that. It's not snarky to the author of the quotes post, but rather to an earlier post. Context: dude has threesome, posts about DP-ing the girl in the vajayjay with her boyfriend. I say, "Wow, that sounds stretchy." She jumps in with

"Two penises has nothing on the size of an infant's head."

Dude who actually had the threesome says

"We...we didn't try putting one of those in her...calm down, E"

"I'm perfectly calm. I just think it's silly to underestimate the elasticity of a properly motivated vagina."

"It's not underestimating. It stretched. I was kind of there. Not saying anything absurd about vaginas and their abilities to only expand with penises, but stretching is stretching is stretching."

And she ends with

"I'm just going to go hang out in threads where I feel like I'm having the same conversation as everyone else."

Like, the fuck? She is the kind of person who would say it's uncool to invalidate someone's experience just because someone else has it worse (or BIGGER). So... hypocritical much? And Jesus FUCK why get defensive/offended/dismissive? Urrgh.