So, who is this freak, anyhoo?

That's nice, isn't it? I'm not going to tell you anything now. *prepares to go off in a huff* Oh! Oh. Oh, yeah. I wrote that, didn't I? Yeah...

Hokay. I'm Ellie, and I'm an alcoholic. No, wait...

Let's try that again. I'm Ellie, and I live in the Isle of Man. I'm applying to university at the moment, for Oceanography. I'm at university in Southampton, doing Oceanography. Oceanography with French. Just Oceanography. It used to be Oceanography with French, but the French started taking over, so I stopped it. I like you, your face, and your mum. She's lovely. Also reading. Also ukuleles. Also food.

(The background image is by Clive Barker, and it is a drawing of a couple of tarrie cats from his Abarat books.)